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Post by thechairman on Apr 26, 2011 17:43:33 GMT
I hear the fat lady is putting a protest in as her vocal chords are getting sore from all the false starts.
The undertaker missed and hit his thumb and is also suing the club.
So is this going to the very end or will we be put down by a bunch of in-breads??
Odds so heavily against us I ain't even going to bother about naming a team.
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Post by DoyleDo1 on Apr 26, 2011 18:09:36 GMT
I think we will beat them. Unfortunately I reckon Palace may get a point meaning we will be one on one, sweating with Doncaster! Trouble is, if it was the other way round, you would put your mortgage on them catching us!
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Post by fred emney on Apr 26, 2011 21:55:28 GMT
Hull still have an outside chance at a play off so hopefully they`ll hammer palace 3, 4 nil. leicester however have nowt to play for & sven goran arsehead may try out few young`uns, so i`ll expect a donny point there.
As long as we beat the village idiots, it`s still all on for the last day... but winning at swansea. Hmmmmm.
Mind you, wigan needed us to lose our last 2 games in in the prem season & get swamped in at least one (& we were at villa thanks to monty , warnock & all), so we know it can happen.
Don`t you just know that donny & palace will lose both, we`ll win both handsomely, only for scunny to have two 10-0 wins & relegate us. You heard it here first!
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Post by kowalski on Apr 27, 2011 8:17:00 GMT
This season, when it has come to those pivotal games we have blown it (as with most of our recent history). So I fully expect us to do the same on Saturday. I just hope we go down with a bit of passion and fight and a touch of class. Remember, we were relegated by the results against Scunny, Derby, 'Boro and Preston. These were all very win-able.
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Post by DoyleDo1 on Apr 27, 2011 10:08:30 GMT
Remember, we were relegated by the results against Scunny, Derby, 'Boro and Preston. These were all very win-able. No we wasnt! We were relegated this time last year when they voted to keep the services of Keith Chegwin! That b*****d spent what little crumbs McScrooge gave him on the dross you see before you now.
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Post by fred emney on Apr 27, 2011 21:27:07 GMT
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Post by fred emney on Apr 27, 2011 21:31:32 GMT
Oh and yes you are both right kowalski/GS.... Blackie should `ve gone long ago, and any chance of making up for his dross was lost in the games kowalski mentioned. Keeping blackie though was a charge of the light brigade moment with an iceberg strike & a dropped fag in the Zeppelin thrown in
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Post by Red Bladder on Apr 27, 2011 23:09:22 GMT
Not sacking Blackie felt like turning around in a public bog to find George Michael coming up behind you playing "I'm Your Man" on his man flute!
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Post by Bladenz on Apr 28, 2011 2:56:34 GMT
You must frequent some funny public places, Bladder! I presume you will not be at the Royal Wedding on Friday?
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Post by Red Bladder on Apr 28, 2011 4:00:34 GMT
You must frequent some funny public places, Bladder! Nah, not me lol! I was just thinking what would be my worst nightmare! Oh hang on, replace George Michael with Gary Smegson then we are talking absolute worst nightmare!
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Post by DoyleDo1 on Apr 28, 2011 8:37:35 GMT
Not sacking Blackie felt like turning around in a public bog to find George Michael coming up behind you playing "I'm Your Man" on his man flute! No doubt if such a haunt existed it would be located over in S6! But, theres no point looking back, it just makes you angry. The pressing point is, how are we going to stop McScrooge selling off Slew/ Maguire/ Lowton in the summer and replacing them with Watford reserves - no matter which division we are in
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Post by Bladenz on Apr 28, 2011 21:36:22 GMT
I agree, Goldenslew. Over the years we have been Blades, we have been in this position before several times - it does make you angry when you look back. Oh for a David Bassett to turn things round again for us, but that presupposes that we would have a supportive chairman, rather than the one we have now!
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Post by fred emney on Apr 29, 2011 21:29:01 GMT
Has there ever been a bigger margin of cultural taste?. On one day an almost fantasy wedding, complete with regalia, pageantry, a glamorous, dishy bride (well you would wouldn`t you) , pomp, colour & cheer
saturday... barnsley.
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Post by DoyleDo1 on Apr 29, 2011 21:43:40 GMT
Definately Fred! Right now, he will be taking the Royal Nosh! Id get her sister involved too if I was him
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Post by Ivanhoe on Apr 30, 2011 7:34:28 GMT
"Steady On Fred 'n' Goldenslew" Thi'll be avvin thi eads off mi owd muckers, talkin like that abart royalty.
An there'll be all this years entrants of 'Miss Barnsley' sittin round the old choppin-block waitin for the axe to fall on thi neck, knittin Barnsley scarves and kestrel warmers like owd crones.
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