Post by fred emney on Dec 30, 2019 0:04:06 GMT
What is OFFSIDE for? well originally it was to stop the shitliner who was stood on the shoulder of the opposition goalkeeper, asking about his dahlias, his vegetable plot and steering 80 yard long balls from a colleague past the bewildered Keeper. Later on they decided the players needed 3 then 2 of the opposition between the attacker and the Opposition goal.... what has always been the case since it`s introduction is that only the f**king obvious offsides need be called, i`m not sure the word "f**king" is in the actual rule book but it should be.
Until this season if a ref made a decision and a bloke was less than a foot off, well that`s not a howler, you can live with that. If it`s a yard off and the attacker has gained a massive advantage and the ref or linesman/person/imbecile/daydreamer miss it , then it`s a howler and i guess this is what VAR wanted to stop.
VAR also wanted to look at handballs and red cards. Handballs they`ve made a reyt mess of, introducing different rules for attackers and defenders. which is barmy.... the rule should be, "was the bloody handball deliberate?" .
Meanwhile the men in charge of VAR, the refs who chose to run the game instead of playing it, ... because they were the shit of the schoolyard games as kids, they were picked last in the 60 a side kick-a-bouts in the park and had the skills of a bloke with elastic feet and a head as soft as a meringue filling. They`ve finally got their own back on the lads who laughed or cringed at their feeble tackles, their 20 yard traps and the ability to miss a stationary football, falling to the ground , crying and throwing mud.
When a player is a drip of snot, a bead of sweat, a toe, a foreskin, a finger nail, an eyelash offside, these excitable little oiks have fits of glee, , nigh on shit their sens rigid with the knowledge they`ve stuck another little gem oop the arse of their past tormentors !
Well you can stick VAR oop thi` own arses you b*****ds. The past 5 or 6 decisions VAR has put against The Blades for example, not one opposition player appealed for anything, all was accepted, from the Mousset goal of today, the John Egan accidental flick of the finger as the ball was already on it`s way it into the BHA goal, to the spurs ridiculous lets go back 30 minutes and a pastie eating break to find a glitch to deny a goal... Everyone on the field and in the stands were accepting of the original decision.... Alas the little sweaty herberts frothing at the mouth at VAR want to fiddle, not just with each other (ok i may have made that bit up) but also fiddle with their new mathematical labyrinth of mechanism that they have available and which they slaver over like a dog chewing a fresh pig bollock
well they can go and get absolutely stuffed. f**k VAR f**k FIFA.
Until this season if a ref made a decision and a bloke was less than a foot off, well that`s not a howler, you can live with that. If it`s a yard off and the attacker has gained a massive advantage and the ref or linesman/person/imbecile/daydreamer miss it , then it`s a howler and i guess this is what VAR wanted to stop.
VAR also wanted to look at handballs and red cards. Handballs they`ve made a reyt mess of, introducing different rules for attackers and defenders. which is barmy.... the rule should be, "was the bloody handball deliberate?" .
Meanwhile the men in charge of VAR, the refs who chose to run the game instead of playing it, ... because they were the shit of the schoolyard games as kids, they were picked last in the 60 a side kick-a-bouts in the park and had the skills of a bloke with elastic feet and a head as soft as a meringue filling. They`ve finally got their own back on the lads who laughed or cringed at their feeble tackles, their 20 yard traps and the ability to miss a stationary football, falling to the ground , crying and throwing mud.
When a player is a drip of snot, a bead of sweat, a toe, a foreskin, a finger nail, an eyelash offside, these excitable little oiks have fits of glee, , nigh on shit their sens rigid with the knowledge they`ve stuck another little gem oop the arse of their past tormentors !
Well you can stick VAR oop thi` own arses you b*****ds. The past 5 or 6 decisions VAR has put against The Blades for example, not one opposition player appealed for anything, all was accepted, from the Mousset goal of today, the John Egan accidental flick of the finger as the ball was already on it`s way it into the BHA goal, to the spurs ridiculous lets go back 30 minutes and a pastie eating break to find a glitch to deny a goal... Everyone on the field and in the stands were accepting of the original decision.... Alas the little sweaty herberts frothing at the mouth at VAR want to fiddle, not just with each other (ok i may have made that bit up) but also fiddle with their new mathematical labyrinth of mechanism that they have available and which they slaver over like a dog chewing a fresh pig bollock
well they can go and get absolutely stuffed. f**k VAR f**k FIFA.
