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Post by fred emney on Mar 13, 2020 18:57:01 GMT
Blades having our best season for an age, still in with a chance of Europe and the FA cup. Meanwhile our underhand conniving neighbours at S6 are going into a worthy freefall of cheating obscurity. What could possibly go wrong...
A bloody snotty nosed sneezy sore throaty bleeding shitty coughy fevery b*****d breathing virus (i believe that`s the official symptoms) comes along and mucks up the season.
All games postponed till april with a big chance it`ll be put back further and further. What an absolute bugger. It is hoped the crisis lessens quicker than thought so nothing is cancelled. Of course our health is very important and there`ll be a fair few losing their lives and this is horrible and the steps taken are understandable.
My worry is that the FA will decide that Garth Crooks and Mark Lawrensen will be given the duty of predicting the results for the rest of the season. or they will decide because darling ickle footballing academy of arseholes west ham are in trouble the season should start all over again in the future.( Wi` every fan in a glass capsule wearing a diving suit, throwing fisherman`s friends down thi` gob and washing thi' hands every 30 seconds wi` fairy bloody liquid)
Alright God old fella, we know you`re a Blade, so let`s stop mucking about and how about a bit of good old fashioned smiting with this virus. the jobs yours matey.
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Post by bladelife on Mar 14, 2020 21:30:38 GMT
What a goddam awful way to spend a saturday in the football season, shopping instead of dem Blades. i don`t like this.
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Post by fred emney on Mar 15, 2020 21:07:53 GMT
Awful wasn`t it... knowing football should be being played and having to do the mundane with the thought this could go on for a month or two, eek.
A mate proposed i should take up walking football to pass the time, cheeky bugger!, I`m not playing any togger that doesn`t involve knocking the opposing centre forward into the stands or indeed waltzing past your marker and speeding away from him. Can`t think throwing a dummy and just standing there gawping at your ambling opposition is going to be much fun ...
but then there`s shopping as you say, arrrgghhhh!
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Post by fred emney on Mar 16, 2020 22:36:31 GMT
And as for that scrawny devious minded mop Karren Brady, what did Pesch ever see in her, it weren`t for her brains. I bet Paul, the poor sod, has to make every meal, beg for a snog and empty the chamber pot of piss every morning.
Her idea, actually her demand, is that it`s clear that the season should be null and void and only idiots can`t see the sense in that. Funny that her cheating slimy grubby run club is sat only a slight goal difference away from relegation. Same with Piers Morgan, the man with the leaking brain. he wants the season void because his darling arse (er, that`s his team not his face) might miss out on Europe.
The season should be restarted no matter how long it takes , even if it means some games are behind closed doors. The euro champs will go, which will help , so just make sure the transfer window is blocked until the season is completed and let`s get on with it when possible. And if there`s any justice Karren`s slimy efforts will be in vain and arsenal will finish out of the top 8.
And pesch when she`s sleeping, see if tha can sew her gob up lad
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Post by fred emney on Mar 25, 2020 9:27:23 GMT
... and as the corona match enters the second half, it seems there is a bunch of bloody idiots invading the pitch, when they should be in the stands isolated.
Wonders never cease at the amount of absolute tailor made syringed brained toxic arseholes who ignore the rule of staying home, the only way at present to nobble the attacking virus. They want me old rattle wrapped round their heads the stupid b*****ds.
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Post by fred emney on Apr 22, 2020 10:09:06 GMT
Dear covid19 , please sod off. i`m missing my Blades,
Sure lower league sides who are sliding into obscurity like Morecombe, stevenage and sheffield w*******y can`t wait to have the season wiped so they won`t suffer the laughter of the more knowledgeable and bigger 90 odd clubs. Norwich and west ham will be rubbing their 'get out of shit' genie lamps and Dame Trevor brooking has already written a 25 page essay to the FA on why the jolly hammers can`t be relegated because it will upset their fans and reminds them he was knighted for being a jolly puny midfield slacker who was scared of headers and tackling and anything north of watford, especially those northern colliery workers, who eat whippet butties and bleed common blood.
But i digress...
I want football, i want proper football, i want Sheffield United!
All this shite i`m seeing on tv thing, endless replays of chelsea v. arsenal in the final of the cockwashing combination charity cup of 1985 etc.... or this e-shit football ... blokes soiling themselves happy behind a screen because they can click a mouse or joystick with the speed of a rutting dog. That ain`t sport. In fact there is no bloody sport.
Thank God for dear Captain Tom, a fine Yorkshireman , proud on ya youth, May you have many more joyous cracking years on this earth.
regards, Fred
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