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Post by Red Bladder on Mar 23, 2012 21:21:42 GMT
Sometimes I watch the game from the director's box. Playing hoof ball means a lot of balls go out of play and I get fed up with getting hit in the bollocks. Attachments:
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Post by fred emney on Apr 14, 2012 22:14:03 GMT
Dave says.... the missus took this photo on my return from tin pot colchester, grumpy i may have been at 2 points lost by my team of trophy winning worldbeaters, but i do think she caught my better side... Attachments:
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Post by fred emney on Sept 14, 2012 21:50:20 GMT
Quotes after todays brighton beach massacre...
Two weeks ago we were in second place & quite rightfully me & the massive support were celebrating promotion to the Premier League, the Champions League & the Ryder cup…
We were undone at palace because the ref changed his mind & didn’t give a penalty AGAINST us.. Now people thought I was bloody stupid to say that & they think I came across as a daft little ignorant ranting demented t**t. Well I don’t like being called little.
Tonight at Brighton we lost 3-0 and we were lucky to get nil, but I shall write to the FA & remind them that Brighton is a tin pot club & that we get gates of 500,000 at the sty every other week & are a top 5 club… I duly expect the points to be given to my team.
Love Dave.
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Post by fred emney on Sept 23, 2012 1:26:26 GMT
Dave after the bolton game.
"i don`t think these teams are giving us the respect we deserve, we are the biggest club in the world we are stupendously massive & yet Bolton, who have done very little apart from being in the premier league and had the odd trophy win, don`t lay down & let us spank their bottoms...
people will criticize the 675,000 fans who were there today for having a pop at Jay Bothroyd`s commitment. Jay quite rightfully stated on his t**tter account that "How can you say i don`t care!!!...you lot are f**king thick... the select few obviously"
By the select few, i`m sure jay meant 674,999, because ron only popped in to clear the drains at half time.
some people will state that we have lost 4 on the trot and that we are shit, and that`s not nice talk from those people over in S2, just because they aren`t mentally deluded doesn`t give them the right to state the truth."
love, Davey boy
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Post by fred emney on Oct 4, 2012 21:33:35 GMT
Dave after the burnley game...
"We are back in our rightful place as Europe `s champion club after thrashing burnley 3-3. the fans are already looking forward to visiting the tin pots of tottingham, stoke & everton next season and i get calls from sir Alex everyday excited at our promotion back to the prem.
I was disappointed we didn`t win at wolves on saturday, we had 2 chances in the match and we deserved it for our attacking endeavour. We should have had a penalty too, little antonio in a superb display of Olympic aestheticism, did a triple jump Jonathan Edwards would have been proud of followed by a dive young tom daley could only dream about in his little tight , er, ... i digress....anyway, I sometimes think these refs don`t realise what a big club they are officiating"
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Post by fred emney on Oct 6, 2012 21:30:12 GMT
Fresh from the Hull game, Dave says.....
" The 800,000 fans who turned up today deserved more from that awful referee, who should`ve given us 4,000 penalties, sure there was no contact in any of them but big clubs like ours are supposed to get these decisions every week.
If it had stayed 0-0 as it should, we would be promotion certainties, the fans know this . Someone said we have been the most consistent side in the country over the last month & i think that is something to be proud of and consistency is a virtue of every champion .
Ron Atkinson said this was the biggest job in football managing the owls and one he`d never want to leave, just before he left for aston Villa. Ron was quite right , people laugh at our rusty ground, they may laugh at our ugly thick fans, they may laugh at our plans to win the world cup in 2014 but they are not laughing now......... ""
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Post by fred emney on Oct 9, 2012 21:25:07 GMT
Dave`s tuesday... "just what is so funny?  , i mention to the postman that we, one of the top teams in europe, have been robbed of 7 wins on the trot recently & the man has the most strange reaction???. I don`t understand some people." Attachments:
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Post by fred emney on Oct 21, 2012 21:31:21 GMT
Dave on the leeds game...
"We are endeavouring to remain consistent & consistent we are, But all apart from our keeper kirkland we lack punch. Leeds were wretched in that they didn`t come and lay down as everyone who visits europe`s top team & stadium should..
Now i won`t comment on that punch or the judy that kirkland looked upon falling like a perfumed french toff with a broken high heel.. but this is a disgrace, these things should never happen on a football pitch, nor even at a rusty shithole like friday night. This is the reason we haven`t won since august & i`m going to write to the FA to award us points"
love Dave
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Post by fred emney on Oct 28, 2012 21:07:37 GMT
Ipswich....
Dave says.
"Some naive people think we beat the leagues worst team & shouldn't be gloating, but we the players & especially the fans, know we are back to being Europe `s top club. We are putting up the promotion bunting in the club office, ... Tom the plumber says it hides the cobwebs, shit & rust but he isn`t one of our 1,000,000 season ticket holders & he`s just jealous. Ah well, best go & get the open top bus hired. love dave"
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Post by fred emney on Nov 3, 2012 21:07:30 GMT
After Peterborough...
Dave says...
"Nobody could live with us today, and that bodes well when we will be in the champions league in 2 years. Tinpotterborough made up the numbers & as is the case when little shitty teams come up against the biggest of big boys, they laid down & let us spank their bottoms.... but enough of the after-match stuff, the game was superb
... the players asked me afterward if we should go out & do a lap of honour now that we have promotion a certainty. I told them to wait to the next home game because we don`t want to appear arrogant & deluded & then we can celebrate not just promotion but winning the league as well. Love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Nov 17, 2012 21:34:44 GMT
After Forest....
"Frankly i`m puzzled, why aren`t we, the most massive team in the world, sitting top of the pile?, i`m reminded of that young gippo lass, no not terry curran, i mean that Esmeralda. She turned down my advances & i couldn`t see why, though i have a hunch...
But anyway these tin pot sides like Blackpool, Middlesbrough & forest shouldn`t be turning down our advances either, they should be fawning over us, delighted to be on the same pitch as us & joyously inviting us to score. They have no morals some clubs & aren`t playing in the proper fashion teams should when the big clubs play them. The promotion winning win over peterborough, one of the best teams in this league & a team that knew that they were up against the best, was a high point & i thoroughly expect other sides to use their example of how to play against the massive that we are, we are still only one win away from promoton, love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Nov 29, 2012 20:53:10 GMT
Dave After 0-2 leics, 1-4 watford...
"No we haven`t hit a bad patch, at 1-0 up against watford we were rightfully thought of as world champions by the home support and it`s not fair that at 1-4 the rest of the world thought we a bag of shite........ people should remember this is the biggest supported club ever & stop scoffing at the 18,900 attendance, you fools, t was 189,000 & we had to turn another 500,000 away on the night. After the huge gate last season v. wycombe we told The Blades fans we`d average at least that every match this season & i think the current average attendance of 201,000 is proof enough.
our fans are not fickle, they know we are the best team in this league & reading silly statistics doesn`t mean anything, some say we`ve lost our last 5 matches but this is only because the other teams have scored more goals than us and not because they are better teams. We are sat second to the bottom and again this is a silly statistic, we are on top of peterborough who are the Real Madrid of this league to our Barcelona. We will win saturday, promotion will be almost attained & the fans will be back to gloat over you non believers, love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Dec 2, 2012 21:19:01 GMT
After Cardiff , lost 1-0.
Dave says...
"Can`t believe it, i used to manage that tin pot club cardiff by the tin pot river taff in tin pot land & now i manage the biggest club in world football with season ticket holders approaching 2 million & they dare to beat us?, is there no justice, doesn`t pedigree, high standing & the following of half the English speaking peoples of the world mean nothing to these small town clubs. They think they are top of this league, well we showed them who is really the best team in this league & them scoring and us not, them playing football & us not & them dominating and us not doesn`t alter that. keep the faith, promotion is still only a game away. love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Dec 9, 2012 20:57:13 GMT
2-3 v Arthur Negus`s Bristols
Dave says....
"I`m starting to wonder if the world`s best fans are just a little fickle, at 2-1 up with 6 minutes to go, we were rightly lording ourselves as Championship title winners, 6 minutes later in which the referee got 5,435 decisions wrongly given against us.... some of the uglier fans got a bit silly, even the pretty one. young, er, johnny, ahem... I will not leave this job!!!, Mariniho, ferguson and all are`nt big enough for this job, to manage the most massively massive club in the world takes talent & brains & an arched back, but anyway, less of the football, anyone know where that johnny went to...."
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Post by fred emney on Dec 16, 2012 20:54:19 GMT
barnsley 1-0 win
Dave...
"The 75,000 from S6 that made the trek to the footballing hotbed of barnsley saw a wonderful promotion winning game. i am such a good manager. To all the doubters who thought we`d finish in the bottom 3, here was proof that we ARE the best team in the league, we have the best supporters & we reminded everyone that you respect the best & you should turn up & lose to the best. Gosh i`m sooo good, The missus is going to get me some promotion stickers printed for Christmas with the words "we are coming to get you Sir Alex!" ... premiership & Europe here we come,...oh & have i mentioned that i`m really really good, love dave"
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, i mention to the postman that we, one of the top teams in europe, have been robbed of 7 wins on the trot recently & the man has the most strange reaction???. I don`t understand some people."