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Post by fred emney on Dec 22, 2012 20:59:11 GMT
after charlton 2-0....
" We are the champions, we are the champions, we are the champions. The football world quakes at the now promotion certainty of our beloved team... ha, we beat bobby charlton 2-0 !!!, he thinks he was a world cup winner Bobby, well just watch my team go now, we`ll win that world cup and then teams will want to call themselves after me!!. Love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Dec 27, 2012 21:24:52 GMT
after beating a poor notlob 1-0
" please send all new years greetings to Mr Dave Jones, world`s toppest manager, manager of the year, bestest most massivest manager ever & ever,c/o the sty, Sheffield 6, home of the greatest 457,909 season ticket holders in the world, premiership winners 2013-14, champions league winners 2014-15, world cup winners, wimbledon, tour de france & the US PGA......... please send money, no postal orders, YMCA members most welcome"
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Post by fred emney on Jan 1, 2013 21:00:37 GMT
hudders 0-0 burnley 0-2
dave says..
" all this fuss about 2 bookings, it`s a normal everyday occurrence, what`s everyone moaning about, you don`t hear me moaning about the 3,000,000 calls for a penalty we had in the first 5 minutes. I think this new rule of 3 bookings for a sending off that applies to us big clubs is excellent, the people pay to watch us not the opposition & red cards should only apply to the tin pot clubs that fester in the leagues, to those of you who don`t know that`s everyone bar wednesday, man utd, & arsenal."
" we should also be allowed extra players & patched up non league pub sides like burnley shouldn`t be allowed more than 9 players to start with, it`s not fair them embarrassing us at the world home of football, i hate them, hate them, hate them, 2-0 how dare they, we are massivest. We need more of these new rules that mean we don`t lose, Love dave"
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Post by fred emney on Jan 13, 2013 21:48:27 GMT
After Hull.... "Can`t wait for my January manager of the month award, good results v. burnley, Mk Dons & now Hull, i wonder what length acceptance speech the Football League require? i`ve started it & shown it the wife, she thinks i`ve used the word "massive" too much & thinks i`m gloating & deluded but hey what does she know about football, apart from being married to the bestest manager ever ever & ever. What do you mean we lost v. burnley & were lucky to draw v. Mk ? that`s not the way we at wednesday look at it, we were the bigger club on the day & being massive is what counts. love Dave, january OBE of the year!"
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Post by fred emney on Jan 21, 2013 21:18:47 GMT
Interview with Dave after MK 2-0 loss & wolves 0-0
FRED: So Dave, after MK Dons you said the ref wasn`t up to it, that he allowed Alan Smith to ref the game & that the game was TOO BIG for the referee
DAVE: yes that`s quite right
FRED: ... TOO BIG???, Mk Dons are a third division outfit, your pile of scum are 21st in the second division, may I suggest this was a game that WASN`T too big for Barry Piss aged 10, substitute linesman Hallamshire & Districts sunday school. This was a game between two nobodies of the football world, MK Dons last won a trophy back in 1988 as wimbledon, your lot last won a proper trophy back in 1935
DAVE: What are you saying???
FRED: You are full of bollocks
DAVE: I manage the worlds biggest club, we have won several trophies in each of the last 100 seasons, we are the most successful club ever & not only have we the worlds biggest fan base we are also everyone else`s second team.
FRED: So, it seems you are suffering from DPS, Deluded Pig Syndrome, it didn`t take you long, it`s a strange disease that infiltrates S6, whereby you hear reality & yet after sifting it through your tiny soft rusty brains, the totally opposite view comes out your minds
DAVE: I don`t understand?
FRED: Well, if i called you a w**ker, you`d probably think i said you are a genius
DAVE: Pardon???
FRED: you are a w**ker
DAVE: Thankyou, most of my other friends think i`m a genius too.
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Post by fred emney on Feb 5, 2013 20:37:39 GMT
2 dodgy wins later... Dave says;
" I just want to distance Wednesday from this worldwide corruption & betting scandal, we make our own luck at Wednesday & a lot of hard work goes into getting opposition players sent off, ours kept on, good opposition goals not given & us given dodgy pens and stuff. Most people don`t know the lengths we have to go to find out the birthdays of each referee, their wedding anniversary & their bank account numbers.
We pride ourselves on our worldwide reputation & the club does wonders to promote Wednesday in far off countries, such as the appointment of Peter Swan & Bronco lane as our footballing ambassadors in Singapore, they have done wonders for the club since they took the roles this time last year, which of course has coincided with an amazing promotion against all odds"
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Post by fred emney on Mar 2, 2013 20:50:29 GMT
After forest at the sty....
"I`m speechless, we have just completed 7 league games undefeated, why and i repeat why, weren`t we awarded a trophy for this run?. The fans told me & i`ve no reason to dispute the fact, that this massive club has an unparalleled run of trophy wins every season since Queen Victoria was sporting blue & white striped long johns..... i`m livid"
I`m also a pissed off that forest beat us today, the refs didn`t do their usual job & give us everything, if we`d won & yes we deserved to win 43 nil... i think we`d probably be awarded the championship trophy next week, now it looks like we`ll have to wait till our next win. I`m sick as a pig, love Dave"
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Post by fred emney on Apr 5, 2013 21:30:58 GMT
Last game at bristol city, what can i say, they were all over us, they should`ve had 3 pens & were the best side, but this is about massiveness not about who scored what & who missed what. To concede a late goal was gutting, the ref should`ve disallowed it, up until then he was doing the right thing & favouring us with every decision, something all us big clubs rightfully get.
Next we have Blackburn who claim to have won the premier league , ha, that`s hard to believe, it is a small blot in the county of Liverpoolshire. I just think they are trying to compete with our many recent years of success & trophy wins. They are pretending to be something they are not, which would never happen at wednesday, we sit atop the world`s biggest clubs table because we have won so many competitions, that`s not bragging ,that`s fact.
Gary Madine won the beano crossword competition on behalf of the club only last thursday , he may have got next doors 3 year old lass to help him with the spelling (and answers) but it`s just another example of the power of sheffield wednesday football club. The promotion drive starts tomorrow.
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Post by fred emney on Apr 29, 2013 22:16:57 GMT
V. peterborough lost 1-0...
"I consider this the best achievement ever by a manager... staying up against great odds against the likes of barnsley , peterborough & bristol city, giants of world football. Sir Alex, wenger & mourinho can only dream of being where Wednesday sit, proud of another trophy winning season.... er, you do get a trophy for 20th position in the league don`t you??....
When will the FA recognise our years of continuous success & automatically promote us to the top 5 of the premiership? The prem is crying out for the most biggerestest club in history, the prem needs us & our 400,000 capacity ground which is full each week*, bring it on, love Dave"
Editor notes... * of shit
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Post by fred emney on May 4, 2013 21:53:53 GMT
Beat a nothing to play for smoggy team 2-0 & escape a deserved relegation??....
Dave says..
"Another successful season, the trophy for 18th place will sit high among our silverware. But what have the football league got against us, is it jealousy?, jealous that we are the biggest club outside the top one of the premiership?, can`t they handle the fact we are a bigger entity than them?, surely they saw the 400,000 locked out the ground today, hushed by their radios to get a sound of their heroes & thinking how lucky the 90,000 inside were to savour the blue & white Gods..... you see we beat Hull 3-1 this year, so why haven`t we been put above them in the table?, we are the best side, we have proved that, why have the football league left us in this league for another year .
I`ll petition my good friends Roy Hattersley, Jimmy Saville & Rolf Harris to start an "Owls should be up" campaign .... what Jimmy dead?, how can you tell?. justice will be done. Love Dave"
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