Jamie Carragher to retire

[fred emney]

Jamie Carragher announces hs retirement

I gather there will be a collective thank f*** for that from the rest of the premier league players.

Never on the field of premier contests has so much flob been doused out the gob of so few, in fact just the one, young Carragher.

Now scousers and the welsh are past masters at gobbing flob out the mush but carragher has taken it to a fine art, spitting froth at an untold distance. No longer will prem players be distracted by a face full of flem, no longer will they slip in the entrails of Carraghers last sentence, No longer will a refs notebook be sopping wet after booking Carragher, J.

the world of the premiership will be a much dryer place.

Fred

[DoyleDo1]

Its usually t wats like this that end up at the Lane!

[fred emney]

But ex Liverpool `stars' have done brilliant for us ... who will ever forget the superb silky skills of Phill Thompson & Ian Rush at the Lane

...er,... they were double shite with an extra helping of shite on top.

Coincidentally both being astonishingly over-equipped in the conk department. I can only think of Gordon Cowans that was a success at the Lane with an extra large nose. A Blades manager surely has to take these things into account when signing contracts. (Jimmy Sirrell excluded)