ENGLAND TO WIN WORLD CUP!

[fred emney]

Pretty obvious only one way to win the world cup, when in Rome and all that... we are in Brazil so do as the Brazilians do... change tha name to summat simple & short. It worked for Pele, whose real name was Edison lighthouse boat crew or summat similar and of course Eusebio didn`t do bad, afterall he was really Eric Bollocks , plumber from Luton, before he went to sunny lisbon and changed his name.



Here are possible England squad names. you know it makes sense


Joe Hart ... droppalotto
Chris Smalling .... crappo or shittalino
Ben Foster... Fray bentos
Phill Jagielka... Topqualityho... er, or Jags
Fraser Forster... Faf
Leighton Baines...Freekickho
Glen Johnston... poormanskyleho
Phill Jones... wetho
Luke Shaw... Joeslad
Ross Barkley... prepubescentho
Steven Gerrard... Scousegitho
Jordan Henderson... drabbo
Adam Lallana... Allahbepraised
Frank Lampard.. lumpo
James Milner.. teachersbloodypeto
Alex Oxise Chamberlain... oxo
Raheem Sterling... Rasta
Jack Wilshere... Willywonka
Rickie Lambert.. shirehos
Wayne Rooney... Wiggolino
Danny Welbeck.. Delwoy

Thankfully Carrick... or bloodyw**ko isn`t in the final squad & Jamie Carragher.. or Flemo on account of anyone who talks with him suffers a faceful of gob.

I think this is going to work chaps

[hagan]

the ones responsible for getting names on the shirts might get it done by late october.

[fred emney]

Maybe lightning will postpone it that long???

[hagan]

www.tv2.no/sport/fotball/fotball-vm/spillernavn/

firstname
surname

OK and an artistname is generated

joe hart= Hincha
jags is jagilkundo
?? no. 2 Frauro
drunken b*****d = Bastinhosa

[fred emney]

Bastinhosa sounds just the job. Jags will be wishing for somethign a little less dodgy.

I got "Fraldo" which sounds like a short stunted little tit out of Lord of the Rings and not an immensely gifted footballerthat i am... er was.